On oil leaks...
(Spits a mouthful of water out on the garage floor)
You know it's not an oil leak if I just spit out water. 'Cause that's just water, not oil.
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On clean dishes...
Oh, it's good that bowl doesn't have bird poop in it.
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On Owen's metatarsals...
Owen's big toe looks kind of like a chickpea.
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On stunts...
While we were on a walk, a UPS truck made a turn and then slowly drove by us.
AK (very seriously. too seriously): That truck is going slow. I could probably jump on it and then jump off. I wouldn't jump too high, though. I wouldn't want to land on the roof.
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On selling our house and all our possessions and living in a camper (which, by the way, is a topic discussed at least 1-3 times per week at our house)...
Would it have a bathroom? Well if it doesn't it will be okay because we can just go behind the trees. (Begins laughing hysterically) Except not when we go to the Grand Canyon because they don't have trees!
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On snapping beans...
Me: You want to help me snap some beans?
AK: Sure. I'll be the snapper, and you can be...the beaner.
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On tornadoes and priorities...
AK: Mom, if there's a storm tomorrow there might be a tornado.
Me: That's true.
AK: Well if there's a tornado then the lights might go out and we won't be able to watch a movie.
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On deer and sodium...
AK: Can you die from eating too much salt?
Me: Yes.
AK: If deer find salt on the ground, they will probably eat it.
Me: Are you concerned about deer eating too much salt?
AK: Yes.
Me: It would be really hard for a deer to eat enough salt to kill it.
AK: Ok good. Can you die from not enough salt?
Me: You don't need to worry about deer's sodium intake. They are very unlikely to die from too much or too little salt.
AK: Whew.
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