Actual quotations from the past week of my life...
- Don't eat Claire's hair.
- Don't put a rubber band on AK's nose. Yes, you can put it on your nose.
- Where's the poop? Show me where the poop is.
- Who put these tights in the hippo's mouth?
- No, Averi Kate, that is not a muffin. That is actually a little boy.
- Sit on your bike and keep moving. Do not stop again. We are not out here to have fun.
- Yes, I'll pretend to be your mom.
- Sure, you can be a robot head for Thanksgiving.