Proof that Owen is a boy.

Owen (riding in the van): When I get home, I want to tee-tee on a tire.

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Owen (with much excitement): Hey Mom!!!
Me: What is it, buddy?!?
Owen: I have two armpits!!!

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Owen, upon seeing a neighborhood boy with his hair pulled back in a little pony-tail: That boy is funny. He has meatball hair.

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Owen (with about two bites of his sandwich left on his plate): Hey Mom? I'm 'bout to be still hungry.